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The Right Place is the third studio album by American country music artist Bryan White. It was released in 1997 on Asylum Records. The album produced four chart singles on the Billboard Hot Country Singles & Tracks charts. In order of release, these were \"Love Is the Right Place\", \"One Small Miracle\", \"Bad Day to Let You Go\", and \"Tree of Hearts\", which respectively reached numbers 4, 16, 30, and 45. \"Bad Day to Let You Go\" also overlapped with White's guest appearance on Shania Twain's 1998 single \"From This Moment On\".
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