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{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}

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